We’re Just Roommates

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We’re Just Roommates

A mom made plans to have dinner with Andy, her son, to see his new place. When she got there, she was surprised to learn that his son was living with a girl named Jess. And while Jess was nice, the mom had a suspicion that there was something more going on between the two.

After dinner, Jess stepped out for some air. The mom took the opportunity to talk to Andy about his living situation. But before she could even say a word, her son looked at her and said:

“I know what you’re thinking. We’re just roommates.”

And so the mom let it go and did not say anything further.

A week has passed since the dinner, and everything was going well. However, Jess noticed that some of the silverware was missing. She looked all over the kitchen but couldn’t find them. Confused, she asked Andy if he knew anything about it. He didn’t.

Jess said that the silverware went missing after Andy’s mom visited. So Andy texted his mom to get to the bottom of things.

“Mom. I know you’re not the kind that steals silverware. And I’m not saying you did. But our silverware had been missing for a week now. And you’re the only one who’s been here.”

Within minutes, his mom replied:

“Son. I know you’re not the type of person who sleeps with his roommate. And I’m not saying you do. But if your roommate has been sleeping in her own bed, she would have known that the silverware was underneath the sheets. Love you.”

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